As an addition to my earlier “Business Casual” post, I’d like to add another item for the men. In the same spirit as cleavage.
- Chest Hair is NOT an Accessory
Men, if you are furry, there’s nothing wrong with it. There are a few perks. For instance:
- You’re warmer in the winter (or in the icebox that is most offices)
- Some women (and men) like bears. It somewhat reminds them of their stuffed animals growing up or something.
- You can pull off the rugged man look at the beach. Think Hugh Jackman…
- You have infinite options for natural hair plugs in case you start balding.
- You could be a model for a hair removal product infomercial.
BUT, if you are in the office, keep the hair-colored brush covered up.
- It doesn’t look professional. Glistening chest hair in a staff meeting can be quite distracting.
- Wear a t-shirt or tank top. I can’t wear a wife-beater over my legs in a skirt. Be happy you have the option.
- Button your shirts. Most men’s shirts are not cut with a deep vneck in mind. They’re evenly spread out. Use your buttons near the top.
I like my legs. And some people may find them attractive. But that does not mean I can or should expose them at the office. Chest hair is no different. It’s natural and nothing to be ashamed of but do us all a favor and cover that shit up. (Plus, it just reminds me of my dad.)
Stocking up on undershirts to hand out,
Jo’van
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