As an addition to my earlier “Business Casual” post, I’d like to add another item for the men.  In the same spirit as cleavage.

• Chest Hair is NOT an Accessory

Men, if you are furry, there’s nothing wrong with it.  There are a few perks.  For instance:

• You’re warmer in the winter (or in the icebox that is most offices)
• Some women (and men) like bears.  It somewhat reminds them of their stuffed animals growing up or something.
• You can pull off the rugged man look at the beach.  Think Hugh Jackman…
• You have infinite options for natural hair plugs in case you start balding.
• You could be a model for a hair removal product infomercial.

BUT, if you are in the office, keep the hair-colored brush covered up.

• It doesn’t look professional.  Glistening chest hair in a staff meeting can be quite distracting.
• Wear a t-shirt or tank top.  I can’t wear a wife-beater over my legs in a skirt.  Be happy you have the option.
• Button your shirts.  Most men’s shirts are not cut with a deep vneck in mind.  They’re evenly spread out.  Use your buttons near the top.

I like my legs.  And some people may find them attractive.  But that does not mean I can or should expose them at the office.  Chest hair is no different.  It’s natural and nothing to be ashamed of but do us all a favor and cover that shit up.  (Plus, it just reminds me of my dad.)

Stocking up on undershirts to hand out,

Jo’van

November 26, 2008
Categories: Office Appropriate (Work Life), Whole Truth, The . Tags: chest hair, office attire, professtional . Author: tjovand . Comments: 1 Comment