I couldn’t resist. The song I wish a man I love could sing/say to me and mean AND Miss Piggy and Kermit!!!!
Musiq Soulchild’s “Don’t Change”
When we go off to college, we quickly learn about the famed “Freshman 15”. Supposedly, the first year you’re away from home, you’re supposed to stop eating vegetables (because your mother’s not making you) and pledge to exist on pizza and beer (bought by cooler, older juniors and seniors or the weird kid down the hall with a fake ID). This waist enlarging myth was recently debunked by researchers at Ohio State. (Refer to the NYTimes) According to the study, first-year students gain on average 3 lbs. 15 is an extreme exaggeration. Heavy drinkers gain more (lite beer, anyone?…) and students with a job tend to gain less (other priorities and possible movement beyond reaching for the phone with Pizza Hut on speed dial). Makes sense, right? Ok, a myth debunked.
Besides college, the other time of great weight gain (non-pregnant) people my age discuss or consider a given is what I’m terming the “Relationship 15”. (The 15 is not necessarily part of the general description but it’s a rough estimate for my recent gain.) Supposedly when you get into a long-term relationship, it’s very likely that your happiness will be visible in your growing wasitline. (This is also something said for recent newlyweds.)
There are a number of possible reasons for the “more of you to love”:
1.) Keeping Up Bite for Bite – Sometimes when on dates or out with friends, it’s tempting to keep up with your significant other bite for bite. When you first start dating, it may be tempting to order a salad and appreciate your favorite pair of Spanx. After all we like to put our best, manicured, permed, new outfitted, stiletto-ed foot forward. A few months in and fried cheesesticks and sweatpants might be sounding pretty good.
2.) Indulgent Meals – Dates often give us an excuse to eat the things we want. When you go out with friends, the favorite, cheap restaurant or dish might be your goal. If you’re anything like my friends and I, you want it to be good but may not be ready to drop $50+ to hang out with friends. Some people (i.e. I) use dates as the perfect way to try that new restaurant. If you’re going somewhere new, you might be tempted to try whatever grabs your interest or the house specialty. Get dressed up, order wine, make it an occasion.
3.) Alcohol – Along the same lines of indulgent meals, increased alcohol consumption might add a few ounces to your pounds. While you may struggle to justify having a beer or glass of wine by yourself, having someone to share that new or favorite might be the perfect excuse to indulge.
4.) Heart to Stomach Key – The old saying “the way to a man’s heart is through is stomach” is debatable but embraced just the same. When I was single, I cooked “good” meals when I craved them or had a particular occasion to plan for. As a woman in a relationship, I’m more tempted to consider making more “real” meals; meat and potatoes, more than a shake or a salad. There’s also a desire to impress. I was never grown up enough to host or attend “dinner parties”. With a man, there could be a “dinner party” everyone night if I had the available patience and groceries. (Although, I will not be cooking or cleaning by myself. That’s an entirely different post for a later time…)
5.) Adopting Bad Habits – The more time you spend with someone, the more traits you (can) pick up from them. Eating habits are just one of them. If you have a problem with restraint but your significant other likes to have options on hand, chances are their supplies will dwindle while your pant size increase. If your significant other eats light and early but you enjoy late, full, heavy meals, you may see your other getting a little more bootylicious. Etc…
6.) Workouts Interfering with Cuddling – When you’re in a good relationship, it’s normal to want to spend as much time with that person as possible. I’m not condoning anti-social behavior but wanting to cuddle rather than doing most things you do to fill up your time is understandable. There are many reasons to workout including vanity, control, to fill up time and because over all health is important to you (ugh). If you’re like me and it was a mix of some of these things, a comfortable relationship can get in the way. You’d rather be with that person than alone on a run or at the gym.
7.) Loss of Motivation – For some, working out is a means to looking good which is a means to attracting a man/woman. Once you’ve secured a “good one”, working hard to maintain whatever you had may not seem all that important. In the same way, cute little dresses and heels give way to sweatpants and slippers, steady workouts can give way to questioning your gym fees.
8.) Emotional Eater – Relationships can be good and bad. If you’re an emotional eater and things aren’t all pretty pictures, eating your feelings can make you feel temporarily better until you realize you’re still unhappy and you’ve begun trying to justify elastic waistbands to yourself.
The Truth: According to Jo'van 